When Others Then John Doe; —

A few weeks ago, while doing PL/SQL code review, I came across this gem: Of course upon seeing that, my head exploded.  Some things cannot be unseen ๐Ÿ™‚ While this is an extreme example, I see plenty of other examples of WHEN OTHERS abuse.  This one would return โ€œJohn Doeโ€ if you ran out of Read More »

Captain Smithโ€™s Log

Everyone knows the story of the Titanic.ย  She hit an iceberg on her maiden voyage which ruptured 5 of her 16 watertight compartments.ย  Like a RAID array, her hull was designed with redundancy in mind, and could afford the failure of up to 4 of the compartments.ย  Unfortunately the collision damaged the 5 forward compartments, Read More »